Excited man goes to meet two women for threesome - but things don't go as planned
A dating app user could not wait when he was invited to meet two women for a threesome.
According to MirrorUK, using the app Plenty of Fish, Kyle received a message from a woman.
She asked him to meet up and to bring one of his pals along to her house to go an a sort-of "double
date" with her and her cousin.
The only problem is that he had no one to bring, but the woman told him not to worry and that her cousin would be up for a threesome if she had enough to drink.
On his way to the house, Kyke stopped off to buy a bottle of vodka. He then gets to the house, and things start to feel wrong.
Speaking to the Lad Bible, he said:
"I walk into this flat and immediately smell cat s***. I close the door and walk up stairs to the living room. It was f****** disgusting."Kyle said that the room was covered in rubbish.
"There were plates down the side of the sofa, flies flying about like they were auditioning for The Ring 3 and a single bed at the end of the room that looked like it was used to give birth on."He added:
"I pretend like this stuff doesn't affect me and I make a joke and we have a little laugh. I ask them to sort some drinks out while I go to the toilet but before I left, I notice one of the girls grab a cup from underneath the sofa to pour the vodka in."Then things got REALLY bad.
He enters the bathroom, and couldn't believe the state of the place - prompting him to take photos.
Alarmed, Kyle pretended that his brother was on his way and made a break for it when he lied and pretended to go and collect him from outside.
"I f****** legged it," he said. "Found a taxi driver/hero and he took me home laughing his t*** off."
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